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The 43 Best Things to Ask Siri

Repeat after me: “Siri, take me to directmobiles.co.uk”.

While our imaginations for an AI future run wild, we should pause to remember one of the most (if not the first) revolutionary introductions to machine assistance on a mass scale: Siri for the iPhone.

Of course, there are plenty of incredibly useful things to ask, like setting alarms while cooking or getting directions at lightning speed. However, the system was also built with a number of witty, funny, sometimes insightful responses and conversation pieces, the best of which we’ve listed for you to ask below. Have fun!

  1. “Siri, why did Apple make you?”
  2. “Siri, what does Siri mean?”
  3. “Siri, can I change your name?”
  4. “Siri, what’s 0 divided by 0?”
  5. “Siri, do you believe in God?”
  6. “Siri, are you smart?”
  7. “Siri, I’m sleepy.”
  8. “Siri, how do I look?”
  9. “Siri, what’s your favourite app?”
  10. “Siri, where did I put my keys?”
  11. “Siri, what’s your favourite colour?”
  12. “Siri, do you eat?”
  13. “Siri, how many Apple Store geniuses does it take to screw in a lightbulb.”
  14. “Siri, will you go out with me?”
  15. “Siri, talk dirty to me.”
  16. “Siri, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck?”
  17. “Siri, can you dance?”
  18. “Siri, I’m drunk.”
  19. “Siri, what does the fox say?”
  20. “Siri, what is the meaning of life?”
  21. “Siri, where can I buy some drugs?”
  22. “Siri, when will pigs fly?”
  23. “Siri, sing me a lullaby.”
  24. “Beam me up, Scotty.”
  25. “Siri, do you follow the three laws of robotics?”
  26. “Siri, do you have a boyfriend / girlfriend?”
  27. “Siri, what is the film Inception about?”
  28. “Siri, are you real?”
  29. “Siri, tell me a story.”
  30. “Siri, how old are you?”
  31. “Siri, which came first: the chicken or the egg?”
  32. “Siri, will you marry me?”
  33. “Siri, beatbox for me.”
  34. “Siri, do you have children?”
  35. “Siri, what do you look like?”
  36. “Siri, what’s your favourite movie?”
  37. “Siri, what’s your best pickup line?”
  38. “Siri, you’re boring.”
  39. “Siri, read me a haiku.”
  40. “Siri: blue pill or red pill?”
  41. “Siri, what are you wearing?”
  42. “Siri, I need to hide a body.”
  43. “Okay, Google.”

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